Why is it always Mister Men and Little Miss?
Why little?

You
misled me, made me little miss
misery. I was
misguided and
mistook my
misfortune for good luck.

I was
miserable, under your tyranny of poorly disguised
misogyny.

I
misread the signs, and had the
misfortune to
misunderstand your indifference for love countless times.

And yet, your biggest
mistake, was to
misunderestimate
me?

Little Miss?